Fatty boy.

I vant to be alone.

Gross.

I came into my room tonight, only to find this ugly thing on my carpet. Look at it, it has fucking fangs! I wasn't aware that I lived in an African desert. It could have been worse though. Every time I find a spider in my room I thank the universe that it isn't a centipede or centipede related bug. I am terrified of them. Ever want to make me cry and almost pass out? Show me a centipede. (Please don't, I won't like you anymore).

The possible Tarantula I found on the floor of my room. For those who are wondering, yes that is indeed a shag carpet.

Back to amigurumi

These guys are the results of me trying to busy myself with something a few weekends ago. It's a chicky and a jellyfish. I guess. They're cute, that's all that really matters.

Fun with FIRE!

Last night Graeme and I discovered that slow shutter speed + sparklers and/or flashlights + darkness and/or nighttime = FUN. Good times were had by all. "All" being Graeme and myself.

Duplicity

Behold. I've mastered the "magnetic lasso" tool in Photoshop. I need to do another set with a different person pretty much by tomorrow evening. I have no more ideas and it's really bumming me out. I feel very blah right now, so I'm not going to write anything else... except that the photographs of me were, in fact, taken by me. I used the self timer on my camera.

A plethora of pictures

Graeme came over today and let me take pictures of him. Enough said. It was a fun few hours, that was eventually ruined by my having to go to work. These are all of my un-edited favorites. I'll probably do stuff to them, but later, because I'm tired.

Mon homme.

This is Graeme. He does silly things so that I can take pictures of him. I love him. The end.