Drivers are jerks

Let me tell you a story. The date is May 28th, 2008. Claudia, leaving work a little later than usual (because the damn door to the locker rooms locked everyone out), is biking home on her usual route, being far more cautious than the stupid automobiles that don't give a crap about anyone but themselves. She comes to an intersection on a quiet, residential street with one of those four-way crossing lights. Claudia has biked on this street many-a-time, so she is well aware that she must break and wait her turn before crossing. There is only one car on the road, and it is directly in front of her. So, she waits for him to turn (he goes right), and she continues going straight. But wait... while Claudia is in the middle of the intersection, crazy Mr. Automobile Man decides that he no longer wishes to turn right, he wants to go left. And what crazy Mr. Automobile Man wants, by George, crazy Mr. Automobile Man does! And poor, unsuspecting Claudia gets hit by Drunken Douchebag Automobile Man (I suddenly felt the urge to change his name). Now, you think this would make D.D.A.M. feel like a total asshole, hence urging him to get out of his car, arms flailing in the air, and him crying "OH MY GOD, I'M A COMPLETE FUCK, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?" Nope. Through his windshield, he looks Claudia straight in the eye (at this moment they are stark-raving mad eyes), and speeds the fuck off, leaving Claudia in the middle of the road with nothing to do but swear like a drunken sailor. I bet I know what you are thinking. "Where is the justice??", and "No human being should get away with such a travesty!" Well the silver lining in this crap situation is that there was an undercover Mountie (yes, Mountie, or rather, R.C.M.P.) two blocks up the very same road that D.D.A.M. was booking it on. The good fellow hunts him down, and busts his ass for all sorts of illegal car stuff (mainly hit and run) and Claudia gets to yell at D.D.A.M. for being an ultimate turd. He promises to pay her for a new bike (R.I.P. red Tour de France Supercycle), never does, and now she has to go to court on Thursday afternoon. The End.